In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

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Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

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Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

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Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

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Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

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What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

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Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

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if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

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Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

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Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

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Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

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Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

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How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

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There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

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Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

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What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

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A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

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A boy spilt his milk on the floor, and then cleaned it up before his mum got home.

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Q: Why was the man upset? A: He was kidnapped. Two cruel men tied him to a chair in an unknown location. This man was mistaken for someone who was planning to steal a big drug shipment. They beat him unmerciful, shocked him, and hit him in the head with a hammer, and threw him out in the street, with the belief of his death occurring. A driver stopped to help the man into the nearby hospital. The man was questioned about the physical appearance and whereabouts of these criminals. He remembered nothing, and sadly, they got away with this horrible crime.

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What's 9 + 10 19 AB

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, There are so many different endings to this, it makes me just wanna Shoot Myself!

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Q: Why did the kid drop his icecream cone? A: Because he couldn't hold it he lost his arms in a car accident.

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Knock knock Whos there? A rapist. Go away I'm calling the police!! (The rapist then proceeds to break open the door, beat the woman repeatedly with a baseball bat, and then rapes her)

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