A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

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A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

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One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

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What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

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Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

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Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

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why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

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Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

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Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

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What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

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Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

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If youre African, why are you white?

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Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

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What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

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What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

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Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

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Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

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Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

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What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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