Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

Knock Knock CUM IN!

Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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