- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

test

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Want to hear a joke? So do I.

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??