- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

what's red and horny a red unicorn

Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

What did john say to bob Hey bob

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

Once upon a time, a handsome prince met a beautiful princess. They both fell in love with each other. They then got married and lived happily ever after.

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One's fun to smash and the other is a watermelon.

People who find just saying 69 is the funniest thing ever.

Your moms so fat, she needed repruductive surgury.

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