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why did the fish get flushed down the drain? because it was dead

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Roses are red, violets are purple.

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she believes in God. While her faith has absolutely nothing to do with her intelligence and in 2014 only the most bigoted and stupid people would demean people based on their religion,she does have an IQ of 65 and is therefore believed to be mentally inadequate. It's really quite sad.

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why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

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What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

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A mormon walks into a bar.

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Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

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A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

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What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

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the midget went to the midget store

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Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

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Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

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So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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poop

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one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

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What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

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Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

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What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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