- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

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