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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

What is the difference between a car accident and being on your period? A period is less bloody.

Why does a man wake up every morning to do the same job over again? Because, wait... what the heck kind of a question is that?

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Q: Do these jeans make me look fat? A: No your fat makes you look fat.

Why did the chicken invent a memory ereaser machine? So he could erease everyone's memory so they would stop making chicken jokes

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

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