- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

What's your guys names?

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

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