- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

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why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

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