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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

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What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

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What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

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What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

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