What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

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What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

Kevin and Ramin

Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

masturbating on a tarc bus

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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