- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

This is my favorite antijoke.

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

this website even though its hilarious.

say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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