- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

What's your guys names?

What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

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