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What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

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whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

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Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

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What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

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WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

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Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

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Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

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How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

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What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

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What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

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what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

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why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

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What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

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Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

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America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

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What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

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Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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