- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

Want to hear a joke? No.

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

Albert your flies undone.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

when debbie meets downer

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

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