A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

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Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

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LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

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When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

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What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

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Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

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What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

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what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

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Knock knock

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why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

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How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

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What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

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Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

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There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

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Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

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What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

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Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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