- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

Latvia isn't a joke

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

i killed my family

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

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