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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

this website even though its hilarious.

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

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