- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

Your mom.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

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