- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

scientology.

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

A black student graduated High School

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

Praise Paisley

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

My name is me I like fired chicken!

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