- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

Whats funnier than 24, 69

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

--IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!! --no it isn't. a clock only has numbers 1-12 for hours and 1-60 for minutes. "peanut butter jelly" is not in any of those number sets. what are you taking about?

Girl:Do you wanna hear a joke? Boy:Sure... Girl: jesus loves you

eat a hot dog

Why did the cow jump over the moon? To see outer space

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Refrigerator

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he? No, because he had cancer.

Why did the man tell the child to get into the van? They were late for a field trip.

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