- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

Your sex life.

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

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