- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

Justin Bieber.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

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