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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

What's 9+ 10?! 19

Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

A chicken walks into a barn.

A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

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