- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

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