- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

knock knock whose there? i don't know...

oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

Knock Knock. Not home.

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

Im gay What about you

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

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