- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

Why isn't Pluto a planet? Because it mutilated my dog

what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

Womens rights.

Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

Knock Knock Who's There Me

Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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