Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

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Why did a boy fall off the swing at a playground? He did not have any arms.

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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Bob Saget

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So I saw a man trying to push a plane. I asked why. He told me to mind my own business and go get ebola. And that's why I left for Africa.

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What's the worlds best ice cream? Well overall I opinion is that because but I believe down to the but don't forget to mention that chocolate ice cream plays a huge however to flip the argument moreover I find it absurd that on the plus side four sides to tell the truth I wouldn't know to summarize the argument whereas to differ I would my final point is that Chocolate Ice cream is nice.

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How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

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A high school student finally gets the nerve to ask his long-time crush on a date. They begin dating, and eventually settle down and get married. After six months of marriage, she dies in a car crash and he spends years in therapy.

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knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

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What's the difference between a car tyre and 365 used condoms? One is a Goodyear. The others a fucking great year!!! San2

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Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

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Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

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Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

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I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

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Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

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theres a fork in a drawer half way open and a knife in a cup on the counter. how does the knife get into the drawer, it cant knife are incapable of moving

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

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Q: How do you cure cancer? A: By die aids first

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What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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