- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

You know what's natural? Bears.

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

What do a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it the harder it gets.

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Bob and Joe are talking about how their grandfathers died in the Hulacaust. Bob says "Mine died in the gas chambers" Joe says "Mine got drunk and fell off the guard tower.

A lumberjack wearing women's underwear under his clothes walks into a bar. Several Canadian Mounties stand up and surround him, compliment him on his cooking and offer to go looking for some wild flowers for his herb collection.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!"

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