A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

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Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

so today i took a poop. hehe

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

Barack Obama plays basketball

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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