- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

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What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

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