Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

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