What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

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an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

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What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

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how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

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What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

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HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

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What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

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whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

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Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

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Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

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what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

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When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

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Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

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Dick Cheney That's the joke

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Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

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Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

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why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

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Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

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Firgen and the blung brigade

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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