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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

Knock knock... Home invasion

- What do you call a black man who drives a bus? - An african american bus driver.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

Black people

Whats green and can kill you when it falls from a tree? a pool table

A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

what did the farmer do? plant

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

A woman was struck and killed by a truck as she crossed the road. Who's fault is it? The woman's, if she hadn't left the kitchen, she would still be making me sandwitches...

a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

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