Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

they told me not to write here but i did

Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

a Polar bear in an Igloo.

Killing your friend as a joke.

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? Vegeta got rid of the scouter because a monocle built for displaying a person's physical abilities in numbers is extremely farfetched and he didn't want to be a part of a super race of supreme beings that still relied on such ridiculous antics

What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

Tony Soprano walks into a diner

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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