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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

Why did Justin Bieber break his leg? Because, like you and I, he is faced with the same challenges and dangers on a daily basis, and should all take necessary precautions in his every day life.

how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

Three men walked into a bar. None were injured because they were all wearing hard hats as is the procedure for a construction site.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he died.

why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Wii.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Well, a pizza is edible object provided for human consumption, and a jew is a holy human being believing in the prophet abraham.

A man walked into a house, He never came back out as he fell down the stairs and snapped his neck, His family mourn him everyday.

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