Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

they told me not to write here but i did

Killing your friend as a joke.

Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? Vegeta got rid of the scouter because a monocle built for displaying a person's physical abilities in numbers is extremely farfetched and he didn't want to be a part of a super race of supreme beings that still relied on such ridiculous antics

What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

Tony Soprano walks into a diner

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

Agent 47.

What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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