Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

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Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

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What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

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Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

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knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

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What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

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What do you do if your batteries die and you have none left? Go to your nearest battery selling retail store and buy some more.

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A wise man once said a journey of a thousand steps starts with one step. The wise man also smoked weed and starved to death in a cave.

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The Charlotte Bobcats

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Keira Knightley walked in to a coffee shop. The man behind the counter said "Wow, you're Keira Knightley!". Keira replied, "No, actually I am just one of your many masturbatory fantasies. You are currently staring at an old lady that just asked you for a latte". "Oh, by the way. You are drooling and have an erection."

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are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

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knock knock whos there rock rock who rocks dont knock stupid

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If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Depends. Some are vegetarians or vegans, while most eat a mixture of vegetables and meat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

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What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

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Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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