i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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How many ants are in the kitchen? None. We killed them all.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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How many dead bodies does it take to fill up a bathtub? Wellll.......... It depends on how big the bathtub is.

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What did the white guy say when a black man punched him? Ow, i am sueing for assault. that is a crime

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There are two muffins in an oven neither can say anything at the moment, however, because both are in excruciating pain.

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, speaking to a bird would have been considered highly irregular, bordering on insane. He left the bird alone, until the time came to slaughter the bird and take it's nutritious meat.

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How do you stop a car from crashing into a wall? -You can't, you are welcome to try, but please don't.

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why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

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OMG, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

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Q: Why did the baby cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

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What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

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What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

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He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

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What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

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Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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