What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

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HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

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Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

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Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

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What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

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An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

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How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

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How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

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What did the clown say when his car broke down? Sh*t!

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How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

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A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

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There once was a man from Kentuckit, who like to dissapear with his dog and clean up the shit using a plastic bag and put it in the allocated public bin.

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Random link time! http://www.booksie.com/thrillers/novel/declan_mckimm/pure-evil

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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Little Timmy walks up to the teacher during class and asks "Can i use the restroom?" The teacher says "I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy says "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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What's worth than a large pile of dead babies? Nothing, you sick freak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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