The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

how do you get lady gaga to wake up in the morning? Hit her with a brick

why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

How High is a Chinese man

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

bangers and mash?

Are you gay. No. Ok.

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

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