- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

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How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What are annoying? Ads.

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

drugs.

What's the difference between a car and a sack of dead babies? I don't keep a car in my garage.

-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

Q) What is the difference between an elephant and a toaster? A) Do you seriously not know the difference between an elephant... and a toaster?

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

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