- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies can you breast feed? 2

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

What did the fish say when he hit the wall? A. Dam B. He Charlie I found the wall C. Both Well he didn't say both but he could have said A or B but it wouldn't make sense for him to say both.

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