Shit, I can't think of anything to write. That does not mean I'm black

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This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

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Take one: "What kind of assho... Take two "What kind of awesome people with no dignit..." Take three: "What kind of awesome people with most dignified self image would use this piece of shit s... Final take What kind of awesome people with most dinified self image would use this RETARDED PIECE OF MOLTEN SHlT SITE FROM FUCKING HELL?" Moral: "Technically I do not use it, I abuse it just like I did your mom... Hey, I am your dad by the way, that gives me the right to rape you whenever I want" NeroMetal I once fisted a velociraptor to death (I do not mean punching it in the face here if you think thats something), but that's not metal... I cant for the fuck bother to find out how to spell the fucking dinosaurs name... Now that is metal...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

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What's the difference between an orange? A duck.

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Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

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tomatoe tomato my toe is named tom

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how many jews can you fit into a car 5, two in the front three in the back

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Ask me if i'm a fish. Are you a fish? Do I look like a fish?

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What did the apple say to the banana. Nothing fruits cant talk.

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A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

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women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

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Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

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Whats black and blue and doesnt bruise? a bruise.

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How do you stuff a giraffe into a refrigerator? You can't, giraffes are too big.

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CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

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What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

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A Chinese man, a Mexican man and an African man walk into an American bar. None of them know any English and can not order a drink. They walk out promptly, frustrated by the difficulties of living in a strange new world where they don't speak the native language.

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A girlfriend told her boyfriend it soaked all the way through. She screwed up their art project.

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What's the capital of Ohio? O

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Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

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One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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