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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

matt is fat

the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

Heskey time.

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

Womens rights.

What's the difference between Jordan and Time? Time passes!!

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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