What did the fish say when he hit the wall? A. Dam B. He Charlie I found the wall C. Both Well he didn't say both but he could have said A or B but it wouldn't make sense for him to say both.

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Your moms so stupid that she called me to get my number

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Roses are red Violets are blue I want to have sex But no one else wants to

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There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

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My friend was driving me home from a party, and was quite drunk. I was relieved that we did not get into a car crash.

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Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

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BIble verses: (secret bible code breaker edition) 90.01: Might thy level of power rise above the scouter of Vegebles 3.14: Thy shall make use of pee 6:9 Oral interaction is good for thee. 9:6: Peter said, lordeth this is no good, then the lordet said, try 6:9 and all was good. 6.66 Calleth upon this number on thy cell to speak with the beast. 9:11 This number shall aid you when in danger if thy have a cell, but not against the fallen by and Al Caida. 8:00 Call upon thy cellphone at no cost. 5.99 Thy use of plays of station three, areth too expensive... Whoops! Amen and RIIIIIIIIIIDGE RACER! 50:50 Thy shall share equally. 6:19: Thy shall use thy wrestling moves well. 20:00 Thy shall noth uset this windows version as it sucketh.' 88:88 Thy shall create four equal snowmen for me. 12.34 Read this and thy shall learn to count til four. 7:77 The number of the luck. X:B0X: It sucketh hard. 3:60 it sucketh far more than the original 9:99 Is the number to defeateth the beast while he is resting upside down 0:13 "and samuel said, but oh lord, I am a teen now!" And the lord agreed and all was good. Ok, I got to decode my bible further, yes indeed!

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A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

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How you know when dislextic

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

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Question: So, what do you get if you put a live dog, a dead cat, some sugarcubes, and your sisters panties (HORMONES OKAY? EVERYBODY KNOWS HORMONES EQUALS SPICE! Or something anyways...) In a blender until its all red and squishy? The hell I know, but put some Redbull in it, and its fucking delicious!

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What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

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how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

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I was watching Fox news.

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What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

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What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

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One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

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A man walks into a sofa. BANG

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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knock knock come in !

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

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