- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This isn't funny.

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

What is both blue and yellow at the same time? Green.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Black people being friendly.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

Dig a big hole in your front yard and wait next to it so when people walk by they'll ask "Why is there a hole in your front yard?" to whcih you will reply "I don't know. Do you wanna play Monopoly?"

Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

A Horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?". The horse didn't understand English, so he took a shit on the floor, and left.

Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

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