- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

We can never ask enough hypothetical questions, can we? Well?

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

If life throws you melons, you should do your best to avoid them. Large and hard objects such as melons can easily harm you if moving at high speeds. Fortunately, life is not a physical entity that can throw melons or anything else - so the chances of this event occurring to you are exceedingly low.

Two polar bears are sitting in a hot tub. One polar bear asks the other to pass the soap. The other responds, "No soap, radio!"

Wanna hear a joke? that disabled guy who wants to climb mount everest.

A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

Two cannibals are eating a clown one turns to the other and asks "does this taste funny to you?" The other cannibal says " yeah because the clown has been dead for weeks."

What did Steven Hawking get for Christmas? ------ ------ ------ A bike.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Neglegence and irresponsibility of a farmer.

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