What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

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Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

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A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

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You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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Turkey Balls

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

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A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

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You the same as before? I am being a bit overly cautious I admit that, I would call you, the problem is that while you are either pretty good at pretending to be innocent and all, or actually pretty down to earth, I mean I would probably applaud you for tricking me into believing you are pretty sweet before, but I got my wife and her family to take care off now, its not quite the same getting stabbed in the back anymore,

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

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No!

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PENIS

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what is the color of a burp burple

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

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Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

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Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

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Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

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Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

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How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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