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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwimg out all the W&Ws

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

What do you call a Rhino and a Lion having sex? Pointless, since they can't reproduce

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

Whats worse than falling off a bike? rape.

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