I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

What the hell are you doing?

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

Me

why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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