A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

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Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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How tall is oprah.. 5'7

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roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

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world peace

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whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

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The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

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What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

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person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

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I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

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What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

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Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

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Me

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What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

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what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

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A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

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What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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