What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

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Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

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minorities

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

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So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

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Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

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Q-What was Hitlers favorite hobby to proceed in when he was sad? A- Manipulating populations and raping,torturing and mutilating the Jewish population.

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

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Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

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how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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What's sadder than a dead baby? Any dead adult, considering how much more they've contributed to society.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

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A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

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I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

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What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

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how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

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Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

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What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

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they told me not to write here but i did

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Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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