a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

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what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

Tall asians

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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