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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

How do you fit four elephants in a car ? Two in the front and two in the back

Why couldn't little Jimmy see his mum in the crowd? Because he was blind.

Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

what did the postman say to the dog, nothing he doesnt speak dog....... but his mother in law does.

A muslin walks into a bar, and has the same equal rights as everyone else and orders a pint of fosters.

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What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

PhilosopherCon: "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?"

What is 9 inches long, the same colour as my skin, and makes my girlfriend gag when I shove it down her throat? Her Miscarriage.

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A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs (_ |____| O O -

Again, what is it called when you are safely inside at winter your power is out, but the streets are full of people as the weather gets really bad and people start bouncing around? Blizzard Entertainment. What is it called when a robot lets out gas? Electronic fArts.

-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

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PENIS

Testicles.

An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

what do you call a black man in a car? -a person who passed his drivers test

What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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