- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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