- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

A paralysed man falls over.

Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

the sky is green no it is not

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

women's rights

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

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