- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

What's worse than finding a worm in ur Apple? Finding a worm in ur poop

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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