what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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"Lassie, Lassie, come quick! Timmy is in the well!" "I'm a dog," replies Lassie. "You folks have ropes, ladders, and opposable thumbs. What the hell could I possibly do to help?" With that final act of disobedience, Lassie was turned into fertilizer.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because in between 6 and 7 there used to be the number § but 7 raped and murdered it.

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Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Dakota Fanning

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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KENNAH CAMPIONS LAUGH

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How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

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how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

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A man walks in to a bar. He then walks in to a different bar, and later that evening he goes into a different third bar. That man is a bar critique.

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why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

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2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

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Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

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A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

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Steve Jobs is alive.

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??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

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What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

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People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

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Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

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