- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

911 jokes are just plane wrong

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