A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

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-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

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Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

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Ben Corbishley

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Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

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Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

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What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

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Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

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Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

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Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Anti Joke

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