What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

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Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

You had better thumbs up this post.

your skull would make a nice pen holder

Its about rewriting the laws of the universe and nothing less, yes yes theoretically the subconcious has unlimited potential (or at least potential we humans cannot theoretically comprehend nor define). But what if I can use my consciousness to trick my subconsciousness? What if I use the subconsciousness to trick the consciousness into tricking the subconciousness?

What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

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Anti Joke

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