Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

where do some birds live in? Earth

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

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a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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