who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

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What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

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what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

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I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

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Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

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WNBA

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What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

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Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

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what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

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Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

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People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

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What is the difference between John and John Nothing

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

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There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

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Caramel Boing.

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What's upside down? umop apisdn

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why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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