why do fat people eat so much? who cares

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What is the different between going to church and reading a newspaper? You can take your shoes off when you read a newspaper.

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Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

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What do you call the black guy with a gun a ski mask on? Tyrone, because thats his name.

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three people come to a serial killers house. one was annoying one was immature and one was stupid he would put them all in the same boat. then he towed it into shark infested waters, sunk it and watched them speak their mind. the annoying one said "nah nah nuh boo boo you cant eat me!" the immature one said "im gonna ride one!" and the stupid one said "could you please tell your sharks to stop eating my leg? i need it to swim away from these sharks that are eating my leg." moral of the story: dont go to serial killers homes. they will most likely kill you.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear? The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

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What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

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What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

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why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

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KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

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WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

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What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

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What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

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So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

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Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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