a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

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why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

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What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

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When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

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I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

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why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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once you go black your credit goes wack

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I wonder where the hell Hitler is

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what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

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A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

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- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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Knock knock! *no answer* KNOCK KNOCK! *still no answer* the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

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