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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

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A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

What should you do if you are being chased by a black man. keep running and if he tag's you, then you should try tag him back since this is a simple game of tag.

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

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