Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

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How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

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How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

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whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

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What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

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You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

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Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

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How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

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What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

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Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

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what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

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what's white and sticky semen

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Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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