What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

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A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

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What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

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Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

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why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

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What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

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Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

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Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

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Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

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Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

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can you pass the soap?

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My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

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What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

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Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

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How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

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Several ways to annoy people: Grab the end of their shirt to blow your nose Try to shove a bowling ball down there throat Try to sell them a broom and vacuum Try to eat their babies paint their toe Nibble their ankles Ask if you can babysit their crystal and if they say no start whining Carry around your chicken and ask if they want a nugget

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What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

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what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

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An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

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Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

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What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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