- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a dead baby? You can't, it's already dead.

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Why was the boy walking in circles? One of his feet was nailed to the floor...

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the fried chicken restaurant... BAWK BAWK cannibal

Three construction workers are high up on a building when they decide to take their lunch break there. The three open their respective lunches, converse pleasantly, and enjoy the fine weather.

Did you hear about the guy that lost the whole left side of his body? Well, he's all right.

Q: y does obama keep raising gas prices A: he dosent want anyone to be able to drive to the poles in november

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. They never got their answer, because god doesn't exist.

I'm a lion hear my threat ** you * and then go ** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

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