Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

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why did arno fly away? he was a bird

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a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

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you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

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why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

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What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

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What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

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Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

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Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

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Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

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there was once a jew

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Chocolate makes everything better, except obesity.

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Only steers and queers come from Texas and i dont see any horns on you so what does that mean? It means I am not a Minotaur.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

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how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are numerous things worse than finding a worm in your apple. Some include the holocaust and nuclear warfare

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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