What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

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What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

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Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

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Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

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A man is hungry so he gets on his coat and shouts : "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!". His wife says not to because the police say the rapist 'Eggman' is out again. He says he will be very careful. On his way he hears 'They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggmen-" and the man shouts: "AND I AM THE WAlRUS, SO GET THE HECK OUTTA MY FACE OR I WILL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" The Eggman and the man found two more people from Liverpool and formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band broke up.

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what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

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Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

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What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

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Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

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Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

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Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

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Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

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"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

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Latvia isn't a joke

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What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

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Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

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What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

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What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

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how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

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Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

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What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

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Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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