- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

Irish sobriety

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

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