- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

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