Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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