What's brown and sticky? A stick.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

these are shit

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

there once was a black man who played basketball

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

I named my son ps2 controller

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

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