How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

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How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

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When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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Who has no penis Religious Believers

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derp

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why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

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Type better antijokes above

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Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

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A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

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A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

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Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

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Do you know what's annoying? Steve

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What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

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What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

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So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

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if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

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No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

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This is funny.

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how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

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What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

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A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

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Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

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