- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

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Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

You dropped something.... Yo lip

Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

A chicken walked into the bar...

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

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