Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

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A midget walked under a bar.

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Everybody will die

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how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

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What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

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what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

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why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

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What do you give hobos? Febreeze

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

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Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

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A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

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What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

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What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

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Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

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Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

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homosexual

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knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

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Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

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why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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