what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

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What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

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What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

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q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" After hearing this common expression, the horse looks up at the bartender. With this look, the bartender realizes that he has been speaking to I'll Have Another. Aware his faux pas, the bartender apologizes and pours him a free drink. The free drink does little for I'll Have Another's crushed dreams.

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What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

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What do black people and asians have in common? arms

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What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

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You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

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A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

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Two planes walk into an office building

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MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

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