- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

A man walks into a bar. The second man sees the first man's mistake and ducks. The third man needs to take no precautions as he is a midget and can simply walk under the bar.

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

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