Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

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your face

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So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

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How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

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Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

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This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

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Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

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What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

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What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

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How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

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Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

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Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

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How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

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What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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