What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

knock,knock you suck

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" After hearing this common expression, the horse looks up at the bartender. With this look, the bartender realizes that he has been speaking to I'll Have Another. Aware his faux pas, the bartender apologizes and pours him a free drink. The free drink does little for I'll Have Another's crushed dreams.

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

boobs!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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