- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

A man walks into a bar. The second man sees the first man's mistake and ducks. The third man needs to take no precautions as he is a midget and can simply walk under the bar.

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

"Why isn't Bud capable of reading?" Bud is a stone "Why can't Peter drive?" Peter is a woman

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