- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

You bumder!

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

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Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

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