How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

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Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

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A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

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What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

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Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

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How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

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One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

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How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

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Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

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why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

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What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

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what is brown and sticky? a stick.

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"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

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Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

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What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

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Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

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Chicken

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

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What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

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How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

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* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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