why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

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There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

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What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

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What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

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A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

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A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

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What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

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What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

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if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

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why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

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Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

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What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

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A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

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why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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2 men walk into a bar without thier shirts. They get kicked out. 2 women walk into a bar without thier shirts They got beaten almost to death Why? The men dressed up as women, and every hated them so much they beat the almost to death when 2 cops walk into that bar, see the men dressed up as women and they too beat them. Little do they all know that the men disguised as women are really secret goverment agents looking into a drug deal. The drug dealers got away and now we have 2 people sueing the police department and drugs on the street again. Oh yeah I almost forgot: I made this up so if you read it you're going to die withing the next 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 years. I gurantee it. If you dont the men in white coats are going to do extremely painful tests on you and you just might die so then no one will care and maybe get onto thier lives again. Why did I right this? It hasnt happened to me so I dont know If you tell me I will give you something more valueble than gold. Want to know what it is? TELL ME FIRST!!!!

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A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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