- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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