- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

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