roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

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get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

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