- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

Are you black? Kill yourself.

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

Well this is pointless.....

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

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