- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Face... It's Beautiful.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

yolo your orange looks orange

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

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