- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

Women's Rights

why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

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