Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

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This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

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A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

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Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

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Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

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why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

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Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

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Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

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Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

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whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

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Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

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what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

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i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

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What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

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If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

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Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

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Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

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Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

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Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

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What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

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